How do you prioritize domestic work to someone going through and existential crisis??

You don’t.

I saw her

with chunky filas on and knew she wasn’t my type of bitch.

Roll Bounce w/ Mariah

Don’t you hate when you have a shoot planned only to have to reschedule? My trigger finger still itching so that’s where my Aries muse comes along. She randomly brought up roller skates to which I replied ‘Got some, quit playing’. My girl stepped outta that comfort zone for me and I’m forever grateful for her. On the plus was a surprise visit from my mom just to warm my heart. Check out the Time Travel page for more shots from this day.

After…

Sitting with my thoughts for a while I realized that it’s not children I hate. I love kids, they’re the future.

It’s you crusty ass people I hate. Recognize the power and responsibility that comes with procreation and stop making children if you don’t want to raise them!!!!

*this post was inspired by the little boy I saw playing in the water fountain at work with no adults to be found*

When you got engineers at the bar

Reflections, 2016

My slider said he wants apple juice on the rocks, please

first born